(My) Top Ten Doctor Who Couples

Well, I’ve got a massive backlog of pictures to put up, but the blog-photo-uploader is being tricky so I’ve decided to ignore that for the moment and talk about something else. It might have been slightly prompted by the TARDIS onesie, massive Day of the Doctor poster, and 3 Who-themed coffee mugs (Dalek, TARDIS, and Weeping Angel) my sister recently received for her birthday.

Anyway, I’m going to tell you all about my Top Ten Who Couples. There are a couple of lists of Who Couples out there (http://www.hypable.com/2014/02/12/love-is-in-the-air-on-doctor-who/ and http://www.buddytv.com/slideshows/doctor-who/ranking-the-18-best-romances-of-the-new-doctor-who-55860.aspx, for example), but there are quite a few I don’t agree with and some of my favourites (mostly Old Who) that simply aren’t there. So here’s my version of it, in chronological order:

1 – Ian Chesterton & Barbara Wright


The first ever couple in Doctor Who, Ian and Barbara were the Doctor’s first (abducted) companions, they were Susan’s teachers in the 1960s and travelled in the TARDIS for the first two seasons before leaving to get married.

2 – Jamie McCrimmon & Victoria Waterfield

Unlike Ian and Barbara, these two were never officially a couple, although it’s generally accepted among the fan-fiction community that they should have been and were. Jamie, a Jacobite and Highlander, first met the First Doctor, Ben and Polly in the 4th Season and continued to travel with the Doctor right up until “The War Games” (when the Time Lords wiped his memory and sent him back to Culloden), plus a hypothetical sixth season to explain his appearances in later specials. Victoria, an orphan from the Victorian times was rescued by Jamie from the Daleks and travelled with the Doctor until she chose to settle with foster parents in the 1960s.

3 – Jo Grant & Clifford Jones

Jo Grant was a UNIT-provided companion of the Third Doctor, and hopelessly clumsy. She eventually leaves the Doctor to start a new life in Wales with hippy/professor Clifford Jones after the invasion of the giant maggots. I’ve mostly got them in here because of Santiago, their grandson, who appears in the Sarah Jane Adventures and even rides in the TARDIS, making them one of only a handful of grandparent/grandchild companions – Wilf and Donna being the only other aside from Susan and the Doctor himself.
4 – Sarah Jane Smith & Harry Sullivan
Like Jamie and Victoria, these two aren’t an official couple – and in fact, Sarah Jane even tried to marry someone else in the Sarah Jane Adventures. But really, who can watch any of the Sarah/Harry/Four episodes without being convinced that there’s something going on with Sarah and Harry (even if it is just a one-sided crush on Harry’s part)?

Sarah Jane even considers “Harry” as a name for her son (Luke).

Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart Doctor Who animated GIF

I wonder what happened to Harry?

5 – Leela & Andred

Leela is a human from a primitive community descended from crashed spacefarers, and Andred is a Time Lord cop on Gallifrey. How did they end up together? It did rather seem to come out of nowhere as the Doctor was trying to leave, but it does sort of work.
6 – “John Smith” & Joan Redfern
It’s a bit of a sudden jump from the 4th to the 10th Doctors, but I can’t really think of any good couple in between except maybe Nyssa and Adric (but I think I’ve put enough imaginary couples in the list so far).

The Doctor has to turn himself into a human in order to escape the Family of Blood who are pursuing him. His genes are changed and his memory wiped and replaced with one of a human childhood. He becomes a teacher at a public boarding school in about 1910 (“public” here being the English word for “private”), where he meets Joan Redfern, the school nurse and the woman whose heart he eventually breaks when he becomes the Doctor again.

An imaginary future for John Smith and Joan Redfern.

7 – Mickey Smith & Martha Jones


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Here’s the ultimate couple you never even thought of until it hit you in the face for about ten seconds and you wondered how it had never occurred to you before. Mickey first appeared as Rose’s pathetic boyfriend in the reboot but really comes into his own before leaving to fight Cybermen in a parallel universe. Martha is a medical student who travelled with the Doctor when he was still pining after Rose and ended up saving the world in the Year That Never Was. After Davros is defeated in the Season 4 finale, Mickey decides to stay in our universe and is seen wandering into the distance with Jack and Martha, now a qualified doctor and an employee of UNIT.

Although “Martha’s on her honeymoon” in Torchwood: Children of Earth, we all assume it’s with Tom Milligan her last known fiancé. But when the 10th Doctor is dying and visiting everyone, Mickey and Martha are fighting aliens together, and the bombshell is dropped that they’re married! Now we’re just waiting for the spin-off series. How does “Smith and Jones: Freelance Alien Hunters” sound?

8 – Amelia Pond & Rory Williams

Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams and Karen Gillan as Amy Pond in Doctor Who. Photo: BBC/Adrian Rogers

This might be one of the most complicated yet consistent and longrunning relationship on Doctor Who yet. Actually, their relationship isn’t all that complicated: Amy and Rory grew up together in Leadworth, best friends. As a child, Rory had a crush on Amy, who was obsessed with her “raggedy man”, the Doctor, who she had met when she was seven. Then the Doctor returns the night before their wedding, and things get complicated.

Then they marry, and travel some more, and their daughter Melody is born…

9 – The Doctor & River Song

… Who turns out to be River Song, the Doctor’s wife!

River, Amy, and Rory

A family picnic: River with her parents, Amy and Rory.

River tells Amy and Rory who she is in A Good Man goes to War

River breaks the news to her parents while standing over her own (Gallifreyan) cradle.

Doctor/River - 5x13 - The Big Bang - the-doctor-and-river-song Screencap

Now, here is a complicated relationship. You see, River’s a time-traveller, too (among other things: despite having two human parents, she was conceived while the TARDIS was in flight and is part Time Lord. She can even regenerate) and they don’t meet in the right order. In fact, the first time we met River (with the 10th Doctor and Donna), she died. And also knew everything about the Doctor. The first time she met the Doctor, she was in her 2nd regeneration and was Amy and Rory’s best friend, although they had no idea who she was and she’d grown up with them. Then she killed him (which was fair enough, given that she’d been stolen as a baby and programmed as the Doctor’s psychopathic killer), and he married her.
The Doctor and River in the Library.
10 – Toshiko Sato & Owen Harper
Naoko Mori and Burn Gorman in TORCHWOOD - Series 2 | ©2008 BBC
Okay, so Tosh and Owen aren’t really a Doctor Who couple but a Torchwood one, although Tosh did appear in Doctor Who (remember that doctor who had the space pig back in the 9th Doctor episode? Yes, that was Tosh, filling in for Owen, who was hungover…).

Tosh is a tech genius and former terrorist (only because they had her mother) who was rescued from a UNIT cell by Jack Harkness. Owen’s fiancée was killed by an alien parasite in her brain, and he’s known at Torchwood as being both drunk and incredibly surly and rude. That doesn’t stop Tosh’s hopeless crush on him, even after his (un)death… Although, in different circumstances, it might be Owen who has the hopeless crush…

Bringing her gifts…

And then they died (properly, again, in Owen’s case). And it was sad, and totally not fair.

(And one extra) 11 – Wilfred Mott and Minnie the Menace

Bernard Cribbins alongside David Tennant in 'Doctor Who'

Wilf is Donna’s grandfather, and a companion in his own right by the time “The End of Time” comes around. He and the Doctor have a special relationship – they’re much more equals than he ever is with any of his other companions. After years of being nothing but supportive of Donna travelling with the Doctor, he eventually organises a crack band of old folks into the most amazing Doctor-search-team you’ll ever see.

Bernard Cribbins (Wilfred Mott) and June Whitfield (Minnie Hooper) in Doctor Who's The End of Time

And that’s where Minnie comes in. Tell me you can see those two as an item?

Here are a couple of fun pictures: Bernard Cribbins in 2150 in the 1966 Peter Cushing movie “Dalek: Invasion Earth”.